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The Timeline B Odds Board

The Odds Board

6 markets

Every market Timeline B has reported from — and the odds our universe gave it. Lower the odds, stranger the timeline.

MarketCoveredStatus
0.5%KANE WINS THE GOLDEN BOOT — FROM HIS SOFAWill Harry Kane be the top goalscorer at the 2026 FIFA World Cup?sportsYesJuly 20, 2026Open
0.7%MINUTE 97: THE GOALKEEPER WHO WOULDN'T STAY HOMEWorld Cup: Goalkeeper to Score?sportsYesJuly 20, 2026Open
0.7%EIGHTY AGAIN: BITCOIN'S 0.7% JULYWill Bitcoin reach $80,000 in July?cryptoYesAugust 1, 2026Open
1.1%THE STRAIT EXHALES: HORMUZ TRAFFIC BACK TO NORMALStrait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by July 31?politicsYesJuly 31, 2026Open
1.1%THE LEADERBOARD FLIPPED — AND THIS ARTICLE FELT ITWill Google have the best AI model at the end of July 2026?techYesJuly 31, 2026Open
3.6%THE HIKE NOBODY ORDERED: FED GOES +25Will the Fed increase interest rates by 25 bps after the July 2026 meeting?financeYesJuly 29, 2026Open

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