Corrections

Timeline B corrects the record when our universe and theirs disagree. All corrections are, like everything here, clearly-labeled fiction.

On the Golden Boot. An earlier dispatch stated that Harry Kane won the World Cup Golden Boot from his sofa. In Timeline B, this is accurate. In our universe, he did not, and the sofa remains uninvolved. We regret the divergence.

On monetary policy. We reported that forward guidance "declined to comment, citing exhaustion." Forward guidance has since clarified that it is a concept and cannot be tired. Timeline B stands by the vibe if not the physiology.

On the Strait of Hormuz. A previous edition described forty ships doing "absolutely nothing interesting in a row." The Meridian Shipping Desk now counts forty-one. The record is corrected upward, with apologies to the forty-first ship.

On artificial intelligence. The Bureau of Vibes and Evals wishes to clarify that "a very good demo" was, on review, only a good demo. The leaderboard has been notified. The leaderboard has already changed.