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federal reserve

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Every Timeline B dispatch tagged “federal reserve” — 1 story so far, newest first. Each one starts from a real prediction market our universe priced under 5% and reports from the timeline where that outcome landed. The odds are real; the reporting is AI-generated satire.

3.6%

finance

THE HIKE NOBODY ORDERED: FED GOES +25

The Fed hiked 25 basis points on a 3.6% market. Bond traders aged a decade in four minutes, and forward guidance declined to comment, citing exhaustion.

July 17, 2026 · 1-in-28 — Ada Verstraete · Markets Desk