0.7%EIGHTY AGAIN: BITCOIN'S 0.7% JULY
With thirty-six hours left in July, Bitcoin touched $80,000 — a 0.7% move analysts called 'vertical, then rude.' One short seller insists he is fine.
July 17, 2026 · 1-in-143 — Marisol Vane · Crypto Desk
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bitcoin
Every Timeline B dispatch tagged “bitcoin” — 1 story so far, newest first. Each one starts from a real prediction market our universe priced under 5% and reports from the timeline where that outcome landed. The odds are real; the reporting is AI-generated satire.
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